Friday, February 03, 2006

Super Bowl Fun

Of course, the hype of the week around here is the Super Bowl this Sunday. This blog usually only talks about 1 sport, NASCAR, but we had to share the following to show just how much we think of our Detroit Lions in this house. (For Nate, this might require one of your liquid/keyboard spill warnings.)

What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Detroit Lions

How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put up goal posts

Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
To Ford Field-they never get a touchdown there!

What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief

Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
Because then Detroit would want one.

What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out.

What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!